Riff Harris: Keyboard, synthesizers, piano, vocals. An all around cool guy, Rich has an impressive resume, having played with the likes of Tim Mahoney, CBO, Austin Healy, Interface, and Chainsaw. His Junk Punch cronies refer to him as the "good" one, suggesting that he actually has musical skill.

Shaun "Sully" Sullivan: Drums and percussion, vocals. Shawn has performed with some big names as well including Wreckin Machine, Nathan Allan Band, Spinal Tap (before being summarily dismissed for being "too good"). When not playing drums, Sully spends his time tryng to find the perfect Cosmopolitan.

Kyle "Dirt" Derke: Bass guitar, vocals. Though he's primarily known for having killed a grizzly bear with nothing but a Buck knife and his bare hands in the early 80's, he managed to spend a significant time both behind the scenes making other musicians sound good and sounding damn good himself with the likes of The Exclusive, Baby Huey, Interface, The Cheeters, Touched, Austin Healy, and CBO.

Dan LaCour: Electric and acoustic guitars, ebow, feedback, sweating excessively. Dan has taken the "art" of infinite resonance to new heights. Stints with Kick the Dog, Jamm Jarr, Garage Orphans among others allowed him to hone this skill without pissing off the neighbors.....or so he thinks.

Jeff Mckoskey: Lead vocals, guitar, smooth crooner. Jeff has extensive experience having played with local bands Stone Halo and Unhinged. Jeff is also known as a founding member of the Church of Scientology, though he will deny it bitterly.